Remember that Italian Cruise Ship that capsized off the coast of Tuscany, Italy in 2012? The captain of that Ship – Francesco Schettino – ordered evacuation when the ship struck a sea rock and started to sink.
Then he did the unthinkable. He jumped into the water and fled the ship.
This here Cat who goes by the name of Serious Cat on the Internets says that not only did Captain Francesco Schettino indirectly cost 32 people their lives, but he also brought shame and disgrace to all ship captains around the world.
The kitty then went on to claim that he is the captain of a cardboard ship, and that he knows how to send out an SOS - short for Save Our Souls - distress message if his ship starts to sink, and save the lives of his crew and people on board.
I didn’t believe a word of it, so he showed me how he sends SOS when his dad tries to sink his cardboard ship in the garbage bin.
I would trust this Kitty Captain over Captain Francesco Schettino any day. Who wouldn’t?